Outrage over Sneak Attack; Four safe after surgery
Posted by freebird at 06:07 PM on November 1, 2004.
after successfully gaining Xue's trust and lowering her defences through peaceful diplomatic dealings in the first 4 hours, hl struck the first attack. one Xue civilian was critically wounded.
Says his brother, Two, who was on the spot: "Yes, hl suddenly crept up to Min. Xue, grabbed Four, and proceeded to pummel the poor minister using Four as a weapon. And suddenly Four gave a silent shriek of pain and i watched in terror as his stomach broke from the sheer brute force of the attack."
The white ball-shaped innards feel onto the bed and the floor like a massive snowstorm. "we couldn't stop it." said yy. "everytime hl moved, more foam gushed out of the wound, and fell all over the place. we could see the life slowly flowing from Four."
"It's an accident! i didn't mean it to happen!" gushed the propatrator, hl. "i participated in the emergency-saving effort!"
Xue and hl quickly proceeded to gathering up as much of the innards as possible while yy held the gash close. to redeem herself, hl tried to do outfield surgery on Four. By now, Four had lost all consciousness. The surgery seemed set on the path to failure.
Thankfully, Xue called Surgeon Mum, and Four was transported to the Office. I was worried it was too late." replied the surgeon. "A lot of vital elements had been lost, and i opened up the wound by mistake, causing even more innards to fall all over the Office. But the operation was a success overall."
hl and yy had agreed to withdraw due to the seriousness of the incident, and an agreement had been drawn for hl to refrain from entering the border of Xue's Bedroom for the next 24 hours. troops would be put on patrol to make sure she keeps to the deal.
Four is now safely recuperatins, and is under the watchful care of his brothers.
SPECIAL: About Four: After immigrating into the country in July this year, Four had found the place to be pleasant to reside in, save for the occassional threats posed by invaders. With him are his three brothers, One, Two and Three. "We appreciate the concern paid to us after this incident, and understand that it was an accident no one could have avoided. we do not blame anyone for it, and will continue to stay in this country as pernormal."