hey hey hey~ the coolest thing just happened! i was happily closing
my Freecell game (12wins straight in a row; pretty good considering my
record before today was 50%) deciding to start mugging for the day when
i heard these screams and shrieks and scampering from outside.
=damsels in distress=
so
i popped out and yep, there was this huge bug that's about the size of
a roach (about 5cm) that flew into my neighbour's room and is sticking
rather obstinately onto the carpeted study table board.
being
ever helpful, i volunteered to get it out. switching off the lights
doesn't help. (somehow i think it only applies to moths and ants). den
i tried to scrape it off with my stats notes, but then it crawled into
the shelf. and crawled out again. and crawled in... and crawled out...
in... and out...
so i decided to just FLICK the bloody thing off
in one decisive motion and hope it flies in the right direction.
(anywhere but towards my face) and you wouldn't believe how well it
CLUNG to the board. it was like trying to move a rock with a flimsy
piece of tissue.
in the end i was going to just give up;
since its so stubbornly sitting there, i doubt it would decide to fly
around the room anytime within the next 24hours and end up in my
neighbour's hair. i was grinning and halfway out of the room, when my
ego called out to me.
i am stubborn. i hate an incomplete mission. plus i wanted hero
points. so i ran off to get a plastic bag so i can just CATCH it and
IMPRISON it, and not have to TOUCH it in the process.
it was
rather calm when this big red flimsy thing came over and started
groping around it; it just waved its 1.5cm long feelers and touched
along the bag. again, i can swear that thing is NAILED to the board. it
didn't even lift an mm off the board throughout the process.
den it craaawled forward as i was trying to pinch its butt up.
immediately
i took the stats notes and one leg ended up on the paper. den basically
i tried to push it onto the paper. one leg... two legs.... by this time
the paper was shaking rather hard as my arms are very very tired by
now. (held up 120 degrees since the start, and my waist was hurting as
i'm leaning over the tabletop at an awkward angle) three legs... and it
starting scrabbling for traction. i decided to just heck it and flick
it off... and for a minisecond it was hung precariously between the
paper and the board and sliding off... and i changed the angle and it
crawled onto the wooden part of the desk.
without thinking 'much'
(the only thought i had was "AHA!") i flicked it off and it dropped,
and i screamed and everyone screamed. and it fell safely onto her
handkerchief. before anyone saw that, i scooped it up with the paper,
ran for the door... and it dropped again, fluttered and we all screamed
again.
after that it was all rather uneventful. put the plastic
bag in front of it, and it gratefully crawled in immediately. and out
into the open it shall go. with my neighbours avoiding me with the bag
of bug like i'm the black plague. sobz.
i actually felt a bit
nostalgic and sorry for it as i turned the bag over from the third
floor. it was a great battle, finely fought, i thought. you were a
worthy opponent. fly to freedom, and may you live to fight again.
and
it fell like a stupid rock in one straight line motion down without
even unfolding its wings, to end up on its back stupidly scrambling for
traction 2 floors down. so dumb.