stupid things that happen in the office
Posted by freebird at 12:02 AM on July 30, 2009.
ONE.
we were discussing about cute soft toys, and the topic went to winnie the pooh, and childhood cartoons, and i stupidly brought up the topic of the new addition to the winnie the pooh series, the cute purple elephant that none of us had any idea about.
so i googled it.
'hump-' and the most searched phrase 'humpalump' came up, which sounded close and cartoony enough, so i clicked on it.
humpalump : to fuck a fat person in a time of desperation...
whoa that's nasty. and i quickly backed out of the website so the narration went 'HUMP-A-LUMP - TO FUCK A FAT PERSON...' which sounded even more disgusting and nasty.
the stupid purple elephant was actually the HEFFALUMP, and we finally found it with an image search, and coo-ed and ahh-ed over how cute it is, and how nice its soft-toy would be compared to the current office favourite - eeyore.
but they're never gonna let it slide about the 'humpalump' thing.
gah.
TWO.
the office toilet doors are always heavily shut, and since we're so hard pressed for time, and everyone's wearing quiet comfortable slippers around, you can never tell when the door is gonna open suddenly in your face, or you're going to open the door and find someone staring straight in your face.
i've had a few jumps and frights at the toilet entrance.
and just yesterday i was rubbing my eye and pushing open the door when again there was a person right in front of me.
and i jumped and poked myself in my eye. very hard.
i'm surprised i didn't poke my eyes out.
it was very ouch but everyone couldn't stop laughing (>___<)
THREE.
there was once we were all waiting around for data to load. the time was 8pm, the bosses were on vacation or on-their-way-home, and so everyone whipped out their PSPs. the guys played DW strikeforce multiplayer, while the girl (note the singular, as i didn't have a console booo) played patapon.
its this rhythm game where you enter different keystrokes to get your squiggly little patapon people to fight monsters.
it looked interesting, so one very highly levelled guy lent me his game to try it out, while he went off to play pool.
under zero supervision i died.
the level was way too high.
PATA PATA PATA PON. CHAKA CHAKA PATA PON. PON PON PATA PON. CHAKA CHAKA CHAKA PON "Calm down~"
"Attack what?" "Huh?"*dies dies dies*
i'm going to get rhythm game phobia.